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gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

(Source: supostos)

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thewilkersons:

Malcolm: [at the hospital] We kind of have a history here.

falulu:

jinxasaurus:

metheguyperson:

papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell

Or fast food, too.

When i couldn’t bag something once, I had someone scream at me, saying I was being ‘whiny’ because I ‘didn’t want to touch her pads.’ I got the largest bag and it ripped in half trying to get it on. Afterwords she said ‘well i guess I’ll just have to carry it out without a bag.’ YAY CUSTOMER SERVICE.

Dude yes! I hate when people want a large bag at my job for a t shirt cuz if it’s a small item I gotta charge 75cents and they get mad

oddwutang:

musiqchild007:

the last gif

me on snapchat

(Source: pheeta)

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

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clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg